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JOMYER - 69 year old man from Oklahoma

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Man
69 years old
Other Hair
Blue Eyes
5 ft.  11 in.
Slender Build
Divorced
College Graduate
Oklahoma
Mission: yes
No Temple Recommend
Endowed
Occasionally Attends Church
3 Children, 0 at home
My Introduction:

height: 5' 11in; (ok, more like 5' 10-1/2in)
weight: 145-150 lbs (this is for sure)
hair: gray (I really want to say blonde here. You decide.)
Profile Picture taken: who knows...

What I like to do professionally: manufacturing, programming; and I like welding and home projects. I own a home in Oklahoma. I live debt-free and within my means. I am not on any meds.

Personal habits:
exercise 4 times a week - cardio and resistance training
eat for my blood type (Type A) and Genotype (Explorer/Teacher mixed)

I have 3 daughters, born in '83, '85, and '88. The photos are of them. I retired in 2013 with 30 years of service, and other experience. I have been divorced since October of 2001 after a nearly 20 year marriage, and married only once.

I consider myself non-confrontational and accommodative. I don't go where I'm not wanted, so there are no stalker instincts or jealousies. I am not generally moody, possessive, or angry like you would see on 'Snapped'. But the more I watch it the more normal it seems, so don't tempt me, ok?

I want someone to depend on rather than someone to be dependent upon. I also fall into the top male 10 percenters group - men who leave the toilet seat down! If you like football, you are in luck, because I will let you watch football with your feet up, eating chocolate while I go out and do something fun!

I want a relationship that is nurtured by both parties - as in a reciprocal relationship? I thrive on attention, and would hope to find someone similarly inclined. I am very forgiving and readily overlook faults in others. I suffer myself to be defrauded rather than injure others. Ah! - but I'm no pushover either. Ok, well maybe I am a pushover; but I'm not stupid! Well, I have been told I was stupid... Then I guess I just believe that everyone is entitled to their own opinions.

My favorite pet was a duck. I like animals, but don't want to sleep with them; and I'm not desperate for someone or something to pick up after (ok, even that's negotiable if they are taking care of my needs too). And I'm not so hard to please.

I am a really a nice guy and fun to be with. I have had extensive callings in the Church. I am generally a morning person. I'm definitely much better than average; I have a lot to offer - fun with a future. (Of course, if you knew the future, how do you know you would really want to go there? Oh, I guess if you knew the future, you'd know that too. Sorry for that.) Call for a good time!

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Some recent dating thoughts:

The economy of the Universe says that you should get what you are looking for. So if you are looking for the worst, then I am not going to be for you.

While women are busy playing it cool, guys may be looking for someone who isn't.

If I don't have any friends, I'll just admit it. I don't need to bring a dog or a cat into the equation.

Sometimes it is less about your former partner finding someone else than it is about finding someone to replace you (sorry about that).

I wonder if I was popular in school simply because kids knew if they got in trouble they could always blame me and they would get away with it.

Here's a concept: don't worry about the scammers so much, worry about what you would do if you found someone worth keeping.

My religion: I may not even believe the stuff that I *have* seen....

Oh, and the other advantage to marriage? You can treat them however you want, and they can't go anywhere.

I AM ADVERSE TO SEX - Don't you think you should put that at the beginning of your profile, instead of at the end? But ok, wait:

Or, don't you think that by now the terrorists would learn to read the bottom of your profile first - to see your special message just for them?

You know, so many profiles say - I want to meet an honest man. So you were expecting them to be dishonest? How about if I add - I would not like to meet an ugly woman? Nothing offensive about that, right? Think, people! WTH, grab some social skills please. No wonder I'm single.

or the same thing: I want to find a man who doesn't cheat. Well, what if we are playing spin-the-bottle? Cheat away.

Friends first, right?...
Ok, I can make friends very quickly.

No games people! Ok, what games? Games are what you play until you win.

And Option A? Well maybe that's just reserved for someone who wants to be Option A.

And I really like this one:
If you don't want sex, then can I at least take out the garbage for you?

Thanks for listening...


My Interests and Hobbies:

paintball, frisbee golf, indoor rock wall climbing, windsurfing, camping, snorkeling, cruises, travel, dancing: Latin (mostly Salsa) or Swing, surfing, tennis, jogging (need to be careful about this), bicycling, inline skating (a little), ice skating (a little), snowboarding, fishing (no license), hunting (no license), festivals, hiking, kayaking, whitewater rafting, would like to skydive at least once, maybe hang gliding. Of course, I do not do all of these things everyday, but I would like to have someone to do these kinds of things with, including taking various bicycle tours through Europe. Ok, here's something cool to add: lately I have been training as a Whitewater Rafting Guide. I spend a lot of time at the water.

My daughters live in California, Utah, and Australia. I can be found at occasional LDS Singles Conferences or activities along the way.

Oh, and I also like long walks on the beach, and the sunrise... and the sunset - but sometimes when there are mosquitoes I don't like that. There is a little bit of truth to everything. For someone whose goal is to make you laugh, get a clown. Boys just wanna have fun. I would really like someone to explain how the two's complement is used to represent negative numbers in the binary number system. You've got to wonder why a person would want to legally entangle their assets. Just ignore the man behind the curtain. If the truth did not hurt, people would not be afraid to lie. This is not a virtual profile designed to maintain your interest. But if you got this far maybe I should apply. Oh did I mention I was bored? If you are a gorgeous Russian lady looking for money, that's ok. Send me your photos. If you want me, my airport code is OKC. I can meet you at the baggage claim. I hope you travel light. I have enough for both of us. You might not be better off if you are looking for a guy who 'knows what he wants'. At least, as long as he never figures it out you'll still have a chance...And some things are best defined by what they are not, rather than by what they are. They say I'm schizophrenic but I don't think so do you?


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