height: 5' 11in; (ok, more like 5' 10-1/2in)
weight: 145-150 lbs (this is for sure)
hair: gray (I really want to say blonde here. You
decide.)
Profile Picture taken: who knows...
What I like to do professionally: manufacturing,
programming; and I like welding and home projects.
I own a home in Oklahoma. I live debt-free and
within my means. I am not on any meds.
Personal habits:
exercise 4 times a week - cardio and resistance
training
eat for my blood type (Type A) and Genotype
(Explorer/Teacher mixed)
I have 3 daughters, born in '83, '85, and '88. The
photos are of them. I retired in 2013 with 30
years of service, and other experience. I have
been divorced since October of 2001 after a nearly
20 year marriage, and married only once.
I consider myself non-confrontational and
accommodative. I don't go where I'm not wanted, so
there are no stalker instincts or jealousies. I am
not generally moody, possessive, or angry like you
would see on 'Snapped'. But the more I watch it
the more normal it seems, so don't tempt me, ok?
I want someone to depend on rather than someone to
be dependent upon. I also fall into the top male
10 percenters group - men who leave the toilet
seat down! If you like football, you are in luck,
because I will let you watch football with your
feet up, eating chocolate while I go out and do
something fun!
I want a relationship that is nurtured by both
parties - as in a reciprocal relationship? I
thrive on attention, and would hope to find
someone similarly inclined. I am very forgiving
and readily overlook faults in others. I suffer
myself to be defrauded rather than injure others.
Ah! - but I'm no pushover either. Ok, well maybe I
am a pushover; but I'm not stupid! Well, I have
been told I was stupid... Then I guess I just
believe that everyone is entitled to their own
opinions.
My favorite pet was a duck. I like animals, but
don't want to sleep with them; and I'm not
desperate for someone or something to pick up
after (ok, even that's negotiable if they are
taking care of my needs too). And I'm not so hard
to please.
I am a really a nice guy and fun to be with. I
have had extensive callings in the Church. I am
generally a morning person. I'm definitely much
better than average; I have a lot to offer - fun
with a future. (Of course, if you knew the future,
how do you know you would really want to go there?
Oh, I guess if you knew the future, you'd know
that too. Sorry for that.) Call for a good time!
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Some recent dating thoughts:
The economy of the Universe says that you should
get what you are looking for. So if you are
looking for the worst, then I am not going to be
for you.
While women are busy playing it cool, guys may be
looking for someone who isn't.
If I don't have any friends, I'll just admit it.
I don't need to bring a dog or a cat into the
equation.
Sometimes it is less about your former partner
finding someone else than it is about finding
someone to replace you (sorry about that).
I wonder if I was popular in school simply
because kids knew if they got in trouble they
could always blame me and they would get away with
it.
Here's a concept: don't worry about the scammers
so much, worry about what you would do if you
found someone worth keeping.
My religion: I may not even believe the stuff that
I *have* seen....
Oh, and the other advantage to marriage? You can
treat them however you want, and they can't go
anywhere.
I AM ADVERSE TO SEX - Don't you think you should
put that at the beginning of your profile, instead
of at the end? But ok, wait:
Or, don't you think that by now the terrorists
would learn to read the bottom of your profile
first - to see your special message just for
them?
You know, so many profiles say - I want to meet
an honest man. So you were expecting them to be
dishonest? How about if I add - I would not like
to meet an ugly woman? Nothing offensive about
that, right? Think, people! WTH, grab some social
skills please. No wonder I'm single.
or the same thing: I want to find a man who
doesn't cheat. Well, what if we are playing
spin-the-bottle? Cheat away.
Friends first, right?...
Ok, I can make friends very quickly.
No games people! Ok, what games? Games are what
you play until you win.
And Option A? Well maybe that's just reserved for
someone who wants to be Option A.
And I really like this one:
If you don't want sex, then can I at least take
out the garbage for you?
Thanks for listening...
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paintball, frisbee golf, indoor rock wall
climbing, windsurfing, camping, snorkeling,
cruises, travel, dancing: Latin (mostly Salsa) or
Swing, surfing, tennis, jogging (need to be
careful about this), bicycling, inline skating (a
little), ice skating (a little), snowboarding,
fishing (no license), hunting (no license),
festivals, hiking, kayaking, whitewater rafting,
would like to skydive at least once, maybe hang
gliding. Of course, I do not do all of these
things everyday, but I would like to have someone
to do these kinds of things with, including taking
various bicycle tours through Europe. Ok, here's
something cool to add: lately I have been
training as a Whitewater Rafting Guide. I spend a
lot of time at the water.
My daughters live in California, Utah, and
Australia. I can be found at occasional LDS
Singles Conferences or activities along the
way.
Oh, and I also like long walks on the beach, and
the sunrise... and the sunset - but sometimes when
there are mosquitoes I don't like that. There is a
little bit of truth to everything. For someone
whose goal is to make you laugh, get a clown. Boys
just wanna have fun. I would really like someone
to explain how the two's complement is used to
represent negative numbers in the binary number
system. You've got to wonder why a person would
want to legally entangle their assets. Just ignore
the man behind the curtain. If the truth did not
hurt, people would not be afraid to lie. This is
not a virtual profile designed to maintain your
interest. But if you got this far maybe I should
apply. Oh did I mention I was bored? If you are a
gorgeous Russian lady looking for money, that's
ok. Send me your photos. If you want me, my
airport code is OKC. I can meet you at the baggage
claim. I hope you travel light. I have enough for
both of us. You might not be better off if you are
looking for a guy who 'knows what he wants'. At
least, as long as he never figures it out you'll
still have a chance...And some things are best
defined by what they are not, rather than by what
they are. They say I'm schizophrenic but I don't
think so do you?
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