"So, the Ebola Virus. That's gotta suck." A classy attention grabber, if I do say so myself. I currently attend the U of U where I will graduate with my Master's of Accounting this December (insert favorite stereotypical joke here), just looking around for the time being, but open if something promising comes up.

I play water polo for the U of U club team, have for the past 3 years. I also enjoy watching sports, but not to the point where I have to TiVo the second round of the Cricket World Championships. I have been often told by many people that I have a firm grasp of the obvious, which leads to my nickname of Captain Obvious. Sarcasm is also one of my favorite tools. Other than that, I'll usually try something at least once before passing judgement, such as "Worst ____ Ever!" (Done in Comic Book Guy from The Simpson's voice)