Just to give the ladies a heads up...if your profile has a username with "princess" in it then I'm probably not the type of guy for ya.

I'm game for lots of different activities, although I refuse to get a massage from a midget. I guess what I'm looking for is a sweet girl that likes to laugh and have fun, preferably a siamese twin.


If you write me a message please answer my question, "If you could have any superpower what would it be and why?"