APHILIST 31 year old man LDS Singles and Online Personals at LDS Pals.com

Greetings, all you cute sisters out there. I hope you feel your time checking out this page is well spent.

Just to make sure we're on the same page here, we're looking for a wonderful, exciting friendship and love affair with an eternal companion, right? Good.

So, let's get down to business:

Who is "aphilist?" I'm a graduate student at BYU, going after a Master's degree in physics. My research topic is general relativity and black hole formation in higher dimensions. Further details available upon request, except for inquiries into "what you want to do with physics" as I have no idea what the answer is. That's where you (might) come in.

As you might expect from the above, I'm quiet and shy and logical and analytical. Things make most sense to me when expressed in an equation. I enjoy translating gospel truths into the more familiar and transparent language of mathematics.

On a lighter note, I like to walk fast--very fast--especially through semi-dense crowds; it is a fun mental exercise of massive computation involving hundreds of bodies with various momenta and energies.

(BTW, if you're a guy, what the heck are you doing HERE? You'd better have a dang good reason to give me when I ask why your tracks show up in my history.)

I like to laugh and make jokes. No matter how serious I am, there is usually an undercurrent of humor. Might have to dig deeper when things are bad, but it's there.

I am fluent in two languages, English and calculus. Not necessarily in that order. :)

Storms are exciting and ALWAYS welcome, despite what your TV weatherperson infers. Sunshine is the exact opposite. Especially during a drought. Can we just agree on that right now?

I love cats. My dear old kitty had to be put down in 2001. I miss her.

Aside from the dull stuff that dominates my life, I like making cookies, brownies, and other goodies, watching TV (I'm a news junkie and love The Simpsons), listening to talk radio (I'd tell you which station but the License Agreement below hints that this advertising would not be allowed), reading, and writing columns on the Internet (again, I'd tell you where, but that's probably against the rules--if you're Google-savvy you can find 'em).

Wait a sec, that's still the dull stuff! Hope it's "up your alley," too.