Hi! I need your help. You see, I think my owner
(a.k.a Prism) needs to socialize a little more.
Don't get me wrong - he isn't socially inept or
physically unattractive, and he doesn't have an
obnoxious personality. In fact, most people think
he's a pretty good guy. He's got a decent sense
of humor, he's really intelligent, and I've heard
a few females say they think he's not too bad
looking. (I can't vouch for his looks. After all,
I think all you humans look kind of funny.) But
he works waaaaaay too much, and I'm afraid he now
spends so much time working that he might wind up
developing some sort of bizarre bond with his
computer. Can you help me out?
Buckeye The Ferret
10/April/06 Update: Since I wrote this profile I
Here is what I think he could be looking for:
1) Intelligence - My human loves brainy gals. To
be blunt, if anyone in recent memory has spoken
words like "Not the sharpest crayon in
the box" while nodding their head in your
human's direction then she'll probably be facing
an uphill battle.
2) High Cute Factor - Now ladies, by no means is
my human shallow. However, there has to be a
spark right? If you mail me a picture of your
human I'll put in a good word for her.
3) Laid Back - Is your human comfortable wearing
jeans or sweats, but still likes to dress up when
going out every once in a while? If so, that's
+10 points for her! No uptight or anal humans
4) Kids - My human doesn't have any, but he
doesn't have any problems with human ladies that
5) Age - Anywhere from the mid-20's to the low
A few extra details to help out: My human likes to
eat shrimp, listens to alternative rock,
rock-n-roll, dance, and 80's music, likes animals,
and he has a good job. He likes to go dancing,
watch movies, or just about anything else as long
as he enjoys the person/people he is with.