Dear Reader,

Hi! I need your help. You see, I think my owner (a.k.a Prism) needs to socialize a little more. Don't get me wrong - he isn't socially inept or physically unattractive, and he doesn't have an obnoxious personality. In fact, most people think he's a pretty good guy. He's got a decent sense of humor, he's really intelligent, and I've heard a few females say they think he's not too bad looking. (I can't vouch for his looks. After all, I think all you humans look kind of funny.) But he works waaaaaay too much, and I'm afraid he now spends so much time working that he might wind up developing some sort of bizarre bond with his computer. Can you help me out?

Sincerely yours,
Buckeye The Ferret


10/April/06 Update: Since I wrote this profile I have

Here is what I think he could be looking for:
1) Intelligence - My human loves brainy gals. To be blunt, if anyone in recent memory has spoken words like "Not the sharpest crayon in the box" while nodding their head in your human's direction then she'll probably be facing an uphill battle.
2) High Cute Factor - Now ladies, by no means is my human shallow. However, there has to be a spark right? If you mail me a picture of your human I'll put in a good word for her.
3) Laid Back - Is your human comfortable wearing jeans or sweats, but still likes to dress up when going out every once in a while? If so, that's +10 points for her! No uptight or anal humans please.
4) Kids - My human doesn't have any, but he doesn't have any problems with human ladies that do.
5) Age - Anywhere from the mid-20's to the low 30's.

A few extra details to help out: My human likes to eat shrimp, listens to alternative rock, rock-n-roll, dance, and 80's music, likes animals, and he has a good job. He likes to go dancing, watch movies, or just about anything else as long as he enjoys the person/people he is with.