God is above all in my life, i have a daughter and love her to the moon and back because she and God are all i have.

I tried to register the screen name spudstud40000 for this site, but it was taken. :(

*eating potatoes.

*networking potatoes together to form a primitive computational device.

*using my potato-computer (potatuter) to copy and paste the exact same message to unsuspecting, God-fearing Mormon women.

*thinking about World War II, the glorious struggle in which the USSR's feeble armies were heroically saved by the mighty U.S. military, which went on to single-handedly win the war. On behalf of Russia, I apologize for our poor showing in what we now call the Great Unpatriotic War."