I'm a first timer to all this; I've been told that online dating sites are littered with weirdos. So I figured I'd filter out the strange ones with a simple questionnaire. Please answer carefully:1) Have you ever owned a hootie and the blowfish CD? 2) Have you ever watched a "real housewives" marathon? 3) How many cats do you own?4) Do you have a beanie baby or Pokemon card collection? 5) Do you add "in the bathroom" behind hymn titles? OK maybe I'm guilty of some of those, but definitely not all. I'm totally perfect boyfriend material, my mom said so. I am currently in training to become the first human to be able to sneeze with their eyes open. I'm seeking a fellow nature lover, a companion down the trail of life. A movie-lover to laugh and cry with and a hand to hold till the last credit rolls. A traveler to share the views (preferably from a motorcycle) of this beautiful, beautiful world. I'm looking for a strong, independent, spiritual, smart, sexy, and hilarious woman (laughter is my kryptonite), are you her? My life is generally an open book, just not here. Send me mail, ask away!

I'm usually up for about anything.