If you aren't in the U.S at least, please don't write me, I'll just delete it.
I'm looking for a knight in shining armor. The horse is a requirement ;). I've seen this kind of thing exist before, so I know it isn't just in the books I write. I want a guy to prove to me that we belong together. Sounds like work, but I'm fairly low maintenance.

Ummm, I like to write and stuff.
I am always willing to talk of cabbages and kings, or even just books or favorite Monty Python lines.
Also, just so we're clear, I believe the fact that Napoleon Dynamite exists, is a scathing indictment on humanity. I am an avid fan of such shows as Buffy, Xena, Friends, Simpsons, Big Bang Theory, CSI, W&G, Charmed, Office, GG, and Daria. Witicisms are among my talents, and as with others of Danish descent, a lover of puns, though horrible ones will get you voted off the island so fast.
I'm a photographer by profession. I believe there is no better cure than a good book. And so help me, if you bag on Twilight, while you are entitled to AN opinion, you will not escape the many hours long conversation where I prove you wrong. (the book not the movies) Just a heads up.
When I read the paper I leave the Bizarro and Non Sequiter comics last because I think they're the best.
Last year I discovered the joy of rock climbing. Moab is one of my favorite places on earth. I have rather large travel plans.
Tag, you're it!