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My Introduction: |
I ain't seen daylight for nearly 2 years...I
thought a mission was wearin' a white shirt an'
tie. They done had me mopin' and peeling potatos
day in and night out. I wish I had me a little
lady, one I can smell that sweet perfume from.
One thing I do know is women. I took one of my
ol' ladies down to the monster truck rally on free
hot dog night and bought her some of that cotton
candy stuff for dessert....I ain't gonna do you
wrong. I do pride myself in havin' all my teeth,
my cousin, well he's kind of a cousin, but a real
brother too, but I won't go into how my uncle and
Ma made a baby out of wed-lock...anyway, buck is
missin all of his front teeth. |
My Interests and Hobbies: |
I lifted a lot of weights the past two years. I
am also learning basic math. Ma thought school
was for dummies...she wouldn't raise no dummies.
I learned to read and spell on my mission...my
first cell block partner taught me. So if any of
you fine species I like to call "ladies"
need a tutor, I am willing to travel a distance of
250 miles. If you live in mexico, "no hablas
spainish" sorry to all those sinoritas. |
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