A man and woman are driving...
A man and a woman are driving down the same road
at the same time.
As they pass each other the woman leans out the
window, points and yells, “PIG! ”
The man immediately leans out his window, shakes
his fist and shouts back, “WITCH!"
They each continue on their way, and as the man
rounds the next corner, he slams into a pig that
had wandered into the middle of the road.
If only men would listen.
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I've decided life is good - but weird. It doesn't
go like you thought it would but it always turns
out better that way. Sometimes you just have to
laugh.
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A man hated his wife's cat and he decided to get
rid of it. He drove 20 blocks away from home and
dropped the cat there. The cat was already walking
up the driveway when he approached his home.
The next day, he decided to drop the cat 40 blocks
away but the same thing happened.
He kept on increasing the number of blocks but the
cat kept on coming home before him. At last he
decided to drive a few miles away, turn right,
then left, past the bridge, then right again and
another right and so on until he reached what he
thought was a perfect spot and dropped the cat
there.
Hours later, the man calls his wife at home and
asked her, "Jen is the cat there?"
"Yes, why do you ask?" answered the
wife. Frustrated the man said, "Put that cat
on the phone, I'm lost and I need
directions."
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I'm out to have a good time at just about
anything. I want to laugh and have as much fun as
possible.
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