I eat babies and spend my time figuring out how to take over the world. Okay, if you're disgusted by me now then good, you should probably go away. I'd offend you within 2 minutes of talking to you anyways.

I'm mostly a goofball. According to that color test that gets passed around in oh so many LDS activities I am a strong yellow. I love to entertain and be entertained. I'm also a reactionist, I like to do things and see how people respond.

My wants are few and simple. A playful and happy woman for me to spoil, a fulfilling job where I work out of a secluded beach house, a great family, being at the top of my spiritual game, a heated swimming pool, a few tactical nukes, and electronic toys.

I've graduated from college and currently work as a tech writer writing and editing written and e-learning material for architectural software. It's a fun enough job and the whole working from home thing doesn't hurt. There is a simple but profound joy in setting the alarm clock for five minutes before the workday starts, rolling out of bed, grabbing cereal and a bagel, and getting to work. Every day is casual Friday. Long-term I want to make enough money to keep my family happy in a job that doesn't make me cranky.

Oh boy, the hobby section. Okay, I'm not a huge fan of pets. It's not that I dislike animals, I just like the ability to travel on a whim without having to bother friends and/or relatives.

If you were to look in my closet what would you see? More than one has looked in and said, "You have a problem." I can't argue with this logic. I collect and play board games. I get groups together of my friends and we have a great time socializing while being competitive. I love the thrill of outwitting others. If you're thinking Monopoly or Life that's not what I'm talking about. Think Settlers of Catan or Power Grid. Thinking games.

I'm a big fan of the Chinese, Tex-Mex, and Italian restaurants. Actually, I think I'm just a big fan of restaurants...except seafood. Not sure why either.

Fitness is a recently acquired hobby when one day I realized that it should be. Operation Six-pack is well underway and I already look great......I can get testimonials from girls I know to back this up too.

In terms of movies I love the cheesy stuff, the movies that play with your mind, old classics, zombies, and vampires.

I like kids (growing up as the oldest of seven you either have to or you grow to hate them). I don't know if I want seven but I do want some.