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Alright alright... I'll add a little bit more.
I like to read, write, act, volleyball, dance,
swim, hike, movies, music, camp, canoe, ....etc
etc etc...
The script below is from Monty Python's Search
for The Holy Grail. (go ahead and read it... it's
hilarious)
CART DRIVER
Bring out your dead!
LARGE MAN
Here's one!
CART DRIVER
Ninepence.
BODY
I'm not dead!
CART DRIVER
What?
LARGE MAN
Nothing... There's your ninepence.
BODY
I'm not dead!
CART DRIVER
'Ere. He says he's not dead.
LARGE MAN
Yes he is.
BODY
I'm not!
CART DRIVER
He isn't.
LARGE MAN
He will be soon. He's very ill.
BODY
I'm getting better!
LARGE MAN
You're not. You'll be stone dead in a few
minutes.
CART DRIVER
I can't take him like this. It's against
regulations.
BODY
I don't want to go on the cart.
LARGE MAN
Don't be such a baby.
CART DRIVER
I can't take him.
BODY
I feel fine.
LARGE MAN
Do me a favour.
CART DRIVER
I can't.
LARGE MAN
Well, can you hang around a couple of
minutes? He won't
be long.
CART DRIVER
I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'.
They've lost nine
today.
LARGE MAN
When's your next round?
CART DRIVER
Thursday.
BODY
I think I'll go for a walk.
LARGE MAN
You're not fooling anyone, you know.
(to CART DRIVER)
Isn't there anything you could do?
BODY
(singing unrecognisably)
I feel happy... I feel happy.
The CART DRIVER looks at the LARGE MAN for a
moment. Then they both
do a quick furtive look up and down the street.
The CART DRIVER
very swiftly brings up a club and hits the OLD
MAN. (Out of shot
but the singing stops after a loud bonk
noise.)
LARGE MAN
(handing over the money at last)
Thanks very much.
CART DRIVER
That's all right. See you on Thursday.
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