Hi, my name is Barney Plenus. I was cursed with a really bad last name, but I swear my personality makes up for. Please don't judge me by the last name you'll have when you marry me. We can even use yours if you want. Not that I'm desperate or anything. If you marry me, I promise not to divorce you.

I don't like the water. I had a bad experience that I don't want to talk about. Anyone who dates me has to be shorter than me. Just kidding, a girl shorter than me doesn't exist. Ha ha. I love needlework. I just finished Edith Hampton's second level book, so you could say that is one of my skills. I have an albino guinea pig that shares a room with me. She also shares a bed with me. I could probably make room for you if we get married someday, but you'll have to ask Veronica yourself, I'm scared of her when she gets in one of "those" moods.

Write me and I'll write you back!