I'm easy going. I like fine cheeses and grape juice. If that makes me evil...so be it. I love the outdoors, reading, writing, laughing, and rolling down hills. I'm looking for a girl without a lot of programmed inhibitions and who can participate in an intelligent conversation without getting distracted by her shoes or the sandwich she ate earlier. I'm sort of a hillbilly intellectual, but I'm a lot of fun and looking for the same. Oh if anything super weird is still on my profile please understand, I put some weird stuff on here when I first made this thing. Sorry.

being a desert dweller as i am i enjoy the persuit of reptilian species of the night. i also enjoy other nocturnal activities. such as diving for cheese and meat substitutes. speaking of substitutes i once dated a substitute science teacher who injected me with dna from lorenzo lomas' manly pancreas. thus explaining my robust build and healthy thighs. oh i should mention i also enjoy a woman who looks like lorenzo lomas. beside all that i am partial to short walks on the beach, thereby allowing ample time for inhaling a menagerie of fine bark dusts. if you like bark dont hesitate to write.