Sorry ladies a girl has been promoted from
girlfriend to wife. It's funny I thought I had
long ago deleted this profile, but it's back
again. Oh well, I'll leave it for now.
IMPORTANT: The girlfriend position has been filled
for the time being.
You can continue to read below for a laugh.
HELP WANTED
Position: Girlfriend
Type: Entry Level
This position will start only at the friend level.
After and undertermined trial period promotion to
full Girlfriend status may be granted.
Important note: Many applicants may be accepted,
only one will be promoted to wife position, at
which time other canidates would be downgraded to
friends only.
Requested Skills:
Note: The interests listed below are not mandatory
but some of the below listed interests is
preferable.
Creative and ingenious mind, Willingness to
explorer exotic tastes and styles especially in
food, Big heart, Computer or Technology skills,
Love of games including computer board and card
types, Movies, Music, Long walks and talks with no
particular goal, cuddling and all that other sapy
stuff, and Russian language skills. Talkative with
a Tomboy personality are a huge plus.
Note: Requested skills are things that I value
about myself, and sharing some interests with me
comes highly recommended.
Above requirements are subject to change without
notice.
Interested applicants are requested to submit
Resumes/CVs through this site
Recomendations for resume/cv would be something
enjoyable to read and conversation provoking.
ÿ òîæå ãîâîðó íà ðóññêîì.
íó ýòî æåëàòåëíî ìíå åñëè
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àíãëèñêèé è òîæå çíîêîìè ñ
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Warning due to an exceeding number of unacceptable
applications I am posting a sample application I
frequently recieve and almost as frequently
ignore. Please note below recieved message, and
my response. Any names or identifying marks have
been removed to prevent embarrassment to involved
parties. One line messages just don't do it for
me.
Original message:
LOL... i really love your sense of humor.
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I have failed.
My attempts to stir some smidgens of entertaining
originality have fallen on the numb of mind or the
hard of English. While the difficulty of dealing
with the English language I can understand I would
at the very least pray that some individual would
attempt to catch my eye the way I have obviously
caught yours. Otherwise you would never have
gotten this far.
Perhaps these rules and descriptions by which I
live may aid you.
I have little tolerance for swearing, fowl topics,
yelling, talking bad about others, and baby talk.
However deliciosly evil remarks, slights, and
sarcasm, and well contrived smack talk are highly
encouraged from time to time.
If you find that you absolutely must talk bad
about others names should be left out except when
perile may occur if they are. Everyone should
have the chance to change and you slandering their
name denies them that oportunity. Gossip is not
tolerated.
Honesty is a must. While attempts at candor will
be made, be wary of asking a question you are not
ready to hear a brutaly honest answer too.
Smiling is a treasured virtue of mine. Infact you
shall rarely see me not smile. And if you acuse
me of something guilty or not be prepared to greet
the cheshire cat. This meeting has on many an
occasion upset the unwary. Stories of such
encounters will be saved for another time.
When you find me in a meloncholy mood the best
action is to ask me open ended questions in an
attempt to recieve descriptive answers. If you do
recieve such answers you will find me very
receptive to your company, with me only lacking on
subjects of which to address with you.
However, if my answers are shorter and perhaps
with even a slight sharp undertone it generaly
means that I need some time in the corner alone as
one might say. 30 minutes to an hour alone are
probably the best way to handle me in such
situations.
When attempting to get me involved in an activity
that I may not have otherwise engaged in a little
pressure may need to be involved. While at first
I may object pressure, and it doesn't take a lot
will usually get me involved in most activities
and typically within 15 minutes I will greatly
enjoy said activities. Note these do include
physical sports.
I also reserved the right to bend or break any of
these rules as I deem appropriate.
The older description below is being left as a
reference for now.
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See Below for more basic information regarding the
one and only me.
I'm a Utahn in Russia, Moscow to be precise.
I'm also usually accessing this site from work, so
if you see me in the chat please don't feel
affended if I can't answer right away, I will do
so as soon as I can.
I now work as a computer Admin for USCIS. Mostly
I do data entry for the Refugee program but there
are the occasional computer crisis and other
projects that come up that make this job really
enjoyable. Not to mention the fact that I can
play atleast a small role in helping people in
need.
I really love talking with people. If you are
looking for some conversation ideas check out my
interests and hobbies section. Conversations
about those subjects are great very easy ways to
make friends with me.
You can sometimes catch me. I not online though
as often as I used to be.
I am the eldest of 7 children and as such it is my
duty to be a tease. So you can expect some of
that from me. I only tease people that I like.
Enjoying the world that we live in would be the
first and formost thing on my list. Chess,
cartoons, movie, games, computers, church history,
movies, music, fun stuff like that are all great
in roads with me. Also culture, history and site
seeing.
One of my latest hobbies I've picked up has been
Digital Photography. And messing around with
Photoshop seeing what kinds of interesting things
I can create. I may not be much of an artist but
I still love playing around with it.
I'm always willing to try most anything atleast
once.
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