SHORT VERSION - Let's start with:

Employed
Disease Free
Not Married
LDS

Street sign reads "Will Marry for Food!"

All very popular with MOST women.

LONG VERSION FOR THE 3% OF YOU WILLING TO INVEST TIME LOOKING FOR A GREAT GUY....

I am looking for someone with whom to spend an eternal life, or at least three hours worth of good conversation, pizza and a movie. She'll be at least 10 yrs older than my kids. I love children (hers, ours, more). I'm a good father and kids take right to me.

My favorite movies lines:

* You had me at hello!
* Anything can happen on a Snow-day!
* We're going to plaid!
* You have chosen... wisely!

We need better flirt messages here....

* Wanna go out?
* Wanna cuddle and watch a movie?
* Wanna skip the dating garbage, be decent to each other, roll the dice and get married?
* If men live on Mars and women live on Venus, why do I keep running into you at Barnes and Nobel?
* Let's just fall in love and make this easy.
* Lonely, desperate and recently out of a highly toxic relationship with a manipulative passive aggressive controlling (male/female) seeks anyone, because it could not possibly be worse than before!
* Bet I can be the best #2 you ever rejected!
* I just keep getting lost following these directions to you house!
* Love to dance, preferably not professionally with metal poles?
* What if NEPHI was really Short, Pudgy and sported a bad combover? HEY! I can beat that!

Ask for photos: the profile against the masonry wall or the face view that shows the tattoo 999 on my forehead.

Sense of HUMOR is a must!

I am the disciplinary equivalent of a 'Tower of Jell-O.' I do have core values. I like fights if they include water blasters, popcorn, or play money. Life is too short and beautiful to live sad and in the dark. Christmas is a frame of mind and love is always being there for someone in need.

Testimony! This is important. My VERY FVORITE scripture is John Chapter 8. My conversion story is very sacred as I am a fisher of men and love the Savior, my Lord and Redeemer!

Life is too short to screw it up every day. I try to do that only once or twice a week (LOL).

ASK FOR THE FAMILY HISTORY...NOW THATS FUNNY!

Writing, Art, Annimation, Architecture (Career), Reading, Tennis, Hiking, Mountains, Beaches, Travel, Exploring, Science, Fun-Fun-Fun and Laughter no matter what! But I alkso have a serious side, scripture study and John Chapter 8 is my favorite.