"We can't lose!" - "We could if we wanted to."
"Are you mad woman?! I ain't got fruit in me loins...lice, yes, and proud of 'em!"
-If you know these quotes, you move to the front of the line.

My sister is THE coolest person I know. She has 2 Masters and served a mission. She has dated, seriously a couple of times but can't seem to find that "perfect" guy...and she deserves him. So I am going to try and find him for her because I love her and she deserves to have everything she wants. So bring it on, fellas but be warned...I may be more critical than her.

My sis is the oldest of eight kids...typical, right? She is an avid bookworm and can't seem to get enough school...maybe when she retires she will have enough degrees. She lives in Arlington and is extremely active in the church...it is the center of her life and she loves it. Our family has a very "different" sense of humor...we all grew up on Monty Python and the like. Some people can't handle the way we act when we all get together...tear-inducing laughter is the general result.