And now for something completely different . . . (Monty Python fan)
I hate trying to introduce myself. I'm always at a loss for words, which I seldom am.
I really like cheeses, most of the many I've tried. I adore how stange aardvarks and duckbilled platypuses look. I enjoy watching movies and strange television shows like Arrested Development, the American and British versions of The Office, Monty Python's Flying Circus, and many others which shall not be named. I read more than I should; it's like an addiction that I want to stop but can't. I'm moving to Provo from Normal, IL to attend BYU and complete my undergraduate degree. Yes, there are an infinite amount of jokes that I have heard living in a town called Normal for the past five years; and I can honestly say that I, myself am not even close to normal, but not really abnormal either, and I've never been Abby Normal. I enjoy mocking my very good friends and being polite to everyone else and I love acting in various theatrical productions put on by community theatres.
I'm the oldest of eight, all of whom are spread all over the country. I spent my life moving around with my parents. I moved nine times before I moved to attend BYU in 2001. I left BYU for about five years and lived with my Grandmother in Illinois and cared for her through a long illness until she died a year ago. I know, what a sob story. On a lighter note: I love my life, my family and everything I've done so far. And I hope to do a whole lot more.
That's all. I can't think of anyting else to say. Voila.

Right now my second home, after work, is the theatre. I love acting in almost anything the local community theatres put on. Whenever I do get home, I love to read or write. At work whenever I have extra time, which isn't often I write poems about office supplies and post them on my blog www.officepoetry.blogspot.com. I love going out to movies and paying money to sit in that large dark room and being immersed in a new story or person's life. I love old films, new films, foreign films, any good film. Then after all that, in all my infinite spare time, I like to watch good television shows, like Lost, House, The Office (both versions), and many other shows on dvd that have ended or been cut down in their prime because of ratings-conscious networks. I also adore going to almost any kind of museum, hiking in parks and reserves (somewhere I can get dirty), and I love going to hear good music whenever I have the chance.