Well i am originally from NYC. I like NYC. I
never get homesick 'cause i can just turn on my tv
and see it. Ever see Godzilla that is my house he
steps on.
I am a convert to the church, been a member for
nineyears. I was 5'4 then too. I wonder if God
is short? Could you imagine Jospeh Smith asking,
"Lord where art thou?" and God saying,
" My son, in front of you...look down!"
Maybe that is why he is always in the air.
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College:
I am a International studies major at BYU with a
minor in Phylosophy. I plan on thinking deep
thoughts about being unemployed and being
culturally aware of every one else on the welfare
line.
I am taking other tecnical certifications that
invlove computer networking and hardware.
Career:
I am certified as an eCommerce Consultant. I am
also a certified trainer which means i am good at
what i do but, i can make you good at it too! My
motto is if you want to be well off hang out with
people that are well off. If you want to be smart
go to college. So i am a guy with the best of
both worlds. Howerver, i feel a little bored and
am looking for a little action so joining the FBI
is in my plans.
I might be a detective for NYCPD. That is the
only way they will let me play with the toys!
Part time stuff:
I am a stand up comic. I love it because if you
ever laugh at me then i can take it as a
compliment. Unless you point and laugh, that is
not good!
Writer:
I write in my journal alot. I seem to question
the issues of life alot. Obviously i write
comedy. I like to read poetry. I write very
little of that. I like short stories. I like
developing characters. I talk alot. Can you
tell?
Musician:
I am the drummer for Bon Jovi. Just kidding!
Athlete:
I like biking, running, rollerblading, lifting
weights, fishing, and i'll play any sport
especially if you can knock people over. If you
under stand guys you will understand me. If you
don't understand guys...buy a dog. Guys are like
dogs. Feed them, the're happy. Pet them the're
happy. Let them lick your face..the're real
happy. Why do you think we like motorbikes so
much? It is because we would look dumb with our
head hanging out of the side window.
Kissing:
I like kissing too.
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