VEGGIES, ANYONE!
1. I'm a natural Carrot-Top...redish-orange to be exact. The tops of real carrots are leafy-green...just thought I would clear that up.
2. Not all Carrot-Tops have a firey disposition...I've been tranquilized with malathion.
3. I do NOT have freckles...unless I get too much sun (then I peel like an orange).
4. I appreciate older men...they're stable, mature, humble, and treat me like a lady. Most younger men (under 25 or so) need a little more time to ripen (sorry guys).
5. I'm much more feminine than the average American girl-veggie...not braging; just the truth.
6. I have 3 unusual hobbies (gardening is one). Guess the others and I'll buy you a can of V8.
7. I love kids and I hope to raise a garden full of them someday.
9. My name is Patricia (for those of you who actually read these things). Pat, Patty, Patty Cake, Patsy, and Red are NOT acceptable nicknames!!! Sorry, my sedative is wearing off.
10. I'm geographically mobile. Heck, I'm unemployed; why wouldn't I be?
11. I'm not your ordinary garden-variety carrot-girl. In the first place, I like meat with my fiber. I don't have a steady job (yet) and I live with my Grandma, but I just graduated from college and I slept in a cabbage patch (near a Holiday Inn) last summer (don't ask!).

I love adventure, romance, music, humor, the gospel, good friends, family, excitement, nature, camping, sausage pizza w/double cheese, dining out, dining in, drug-free & smoke-free environments, sports, movies, traveling, fast cars, semi-fast boys, gentlemen, short skirts, long shots, exercising, hard work, shopping, public affection, making out in the back seat (oops, can I say that here?), Mexican food, and life...I'm high on life!