Handsome, Nottinghill based movie star,
millionaire, seeks gullible stunner...
I don't like big feet they remind me of gammon.
You notice how they always put the fruit and veg
at the entrance to the supermarket? You go in
thinking 'this is a fresh shop, everything in here
is FRESH! I will do well to shop here' You never
go straight to the bit with the toilet paper, loo
brushes and such do you? You'd think 'this is a
POO shop! Everything in here is themed on POO!'
My father was a beekeeper before me, his father
was a beekeeper. I want to follow in their
footsteps. And their footsteps were like this.
(Runs screaming) AAAAAAAH! I'm covered in
beeeeees!
The National Rifle Association says that,
"Guns don't kill people, uh, people do."
But I think, I think the gun helps. You know? I
think it helps. I just think just standing there
going, "Bang!" That's not going to kill
too many people, is it? You'd have to be really
dodgy on the heart to have that.
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We never had Feng Shui in those days, so we put
all our cupboards in the wrong place, and as a
result all our businesses went bust. And that was
the start of the great depression.
Oh, le singe est là-bas. Regarde! Il est sur une
bicyclette, il joue au banjo, il fume une pipe.
Maintenant il arrête, il lit un journau, il lit
un journau…I see…et maintenant il est dans
l'autobus, dans l’autobus…il conduit
l'autobus, and et Sandra Bullock est dans
l'autobus. Il y a une bombe dans l'autobus. Il
faut conduire l'autobus plus de cinquante
kilomètres par l'heure, et Keanu Reeves, il
arrive dans la voiture…il n'a pas de cheveux, et
Jeff Daniels est déjà mort. Et regarde! Il
essaie à se jette dans l'autobus. Et Dennis
Hopper, oh, Dennis Hopper, quel méchant!
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